Gary The Retard (born in 1952 and currently living in Albany, Oregon) is a frequent guest on The Howard Stern Radio Show. Gary is mentally challenged. His toothless grin, thick glasses and cheerful attitude make him a favorite among listeners. He is frequently antagonized by Artie, who merely has to say "RETARD!" to elicit an angry yelling tirade from Gary. On August 12, 1998 he was scheduled to appear on the show but got lost at the airport. A listener who worked at the airport eventually found him and called the show. In 2003, Gary was a member of the show's weekly football pool along with Daniel Carver , Gary Dell'Abate's son Jackson, and a chicken named Sanders. Gary the Retard notoriously picked the Seattle Seahawks to win every week, as they are the only NFL team he knows. He works at Burgerville, USA and recently claimed to have a girlfriend that just got out of jail. It has been confirmed by Gary that the woman has been taking advantage of his handicap to get money and access to the show.

Sho Sho Retarded Flu:
The infamous sho sho retarded flu! Listen as Howard Stern calls Gary the retard pretending to be a phone tech warning him about the flu.

Howard Stern pranks Gary the Retard:
Great clip featuring howard stern and cast calling gary and saying his name and he keeps saying hello, hello,hello over and over

Gary & Wendy the Retard battle it out:
Gary and wendy star in the "retard show"

Yucko pranks Gary the Retard:
This is funny as hell Yucko the Clown prank calls Gary the Retard pretending he is High Pitch Eric. Listen at the end when Yucko lets him knowit's him.

Gary The Retard says he doesnt jerk off:
Artie from the howard stern show accuses gary of being gay, jerking off and eating his own poop they go back and forth.

Gary The Retard Pranks AOL:
Gary from the howard stern Pranks AOL Customer Support

Gary The Retard Dating Game:
will and benji dress up ass ugly women and mess with gary

Gary The Retard Dating Game PT 2:
Gary picks the winner

Gary Meets Jesus:
jesus christ meets with gary the retard

Blue iris and gary the retard phone sex:
"I took out my teeth already" yikes!

Gary The Retard as a Jizz mopper:
Gary tells howard how he tried to get a job mopping jizz up